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owlmylove:

shslequius:

"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"

what have you done

kawaiiasspizza:

christinaposabule:

hey wanna hear a joke

well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously

and what the fuck do you mean by that

She’s a demon. But she’s like a really cool demon. And I’m just a foolish mortal

a random guy at lunch talking about the girl he likes (via theklassics)

(Source: kittyspirit)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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gambleorcs:

I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

isicklahey:

Four score and seven beers ago


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  • Me at school: no really i am smart i just don't feel like doing this
cramp:

I wonder if these will last all year, hope so

cramp:

I wonder if these will last all year, hope so

(Source: keep-away-reality)

floatendlessly:

I went to Goodwill today with my friends and we found a “Wreck This Jounal” with love letters and a marriage proposal in it. I found it to be tragically beautiful because obviously it didn’t go very well. If their relationship had worked out, this jounal would not be for sale for $1.99. It was very interesting to read, though.

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